Dr. Dr's Page of Whatnots
Herein lies the tumblr of a Calgary to Cardiff dame. This blog has no theme. It used to. Les Mis, Sherlock, TW, Vidya Games, and whatever else strikes my fancy may find its way here.
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

(via herestothedesperatedasher)

Can we please have a story about this?

(via kageyawa)
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

(via herestothedesperatedasher)

Can we please have a story about this?

(via kageyawa)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

wartortles:

When a popular blog follows you

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rufiozuko:

The perfect place for me to have a drink. #TheHonorBar… (at The Honor Bar)

Zuko please

#dante basco   #atla   #zuko  

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

OH MY GAWD

Oh wow that’s awful but great?????

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.
I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.

I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

mallius:

mallius:

OKAY so i was giving kings prints away but i saved one last copy of each for a super quick giveaway!
i am still so grateful for all the kind comments & support i’ve received from rt fans over the past year, so here’s your last chance at getting these assortment of posters, incl. the last 3 which were meant for barbara & lindsay only !! ★★★
one reblog, one like only, international is a-okay, must follow me (i dont.. know why you would enter otherwise if you dont like my art @@), ends on sept 12! THANK YOU EVERYONE, ONCE AGAIN 💕💕

ends in 3 days!!!
just to clear things up, the winner will receive all the posters above and no, these posters will not be sold/redistributed/reprinted and they will not be available in my storenvy !

mallius:

mallius:

OKAY so i was giving kings prints away but i saved one last copy of each for a super quick giveaway!

i am still so grateful for all the kind comments & support i’ve received from rt fans over the past year, so here’s your last chance at getting these assortment of posters, incl. the last 3 which were meant for barbara & lindsay only !! ★★★

one reblog, one like only, international is a-okay, must follow me (i dont.. know why you would enter otherwise if you dont like my art @@), ends on sept 12! THANK YOU EVERYONE, ONCE AGAIN 💕💕

ends in 3 days!!!

just to clear things up, the winner will receive all the posters above and no, these posters will not be sold/redistributed/reprinted and they will not be available in my storenvy !

marinamuun:

A little silky addition to my online store!  It’s made of 100% Silk Twill. 

Inspired by daydreaming of faraway lands. I hope to make more of these in the coming months! 

So the Giver looks absolutely awful

thestraggletag:

seiphirai:

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

pachurz:

triijunk:

dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

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